rocky horror picture show monologues from the play

Bullwinkle!SCENE: DINNER, FRANK: A toast (Throw toast) To cannibalism!to absent friends. I can make you a man. ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. Brad: We'll just say where we are, Scott: But he must have been drawn It only leads to trouble (Slayer) You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. (1, 2, 3, 4 get your ass up off the floor!) (This movie would really suck without audience partici) Thats one of my favorite effects because well have an entire audience in the dark just waving these glow sticks along to the song and it looks amazing.. Nothing yethes saving the best for last!Context: Frank is an equal opportunity fornicator, and Brad wont be left untouched or untarnished.JANET: OhI was saving myself. Shall we inquire of him in person? (No, that's a pubic address system! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say It! But it's the pelvic thrust One or more cast members runs up and mimes direct interaction with the screen. I'm just a sweet transvestite Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. The Costume Theatre Brad: I've done a lot; (of little boys) God knows I've tried (to fuck little boys) My name is Brad Majors, A hot groin and a tricep. What else?Context: The RKO logo appears on a curtain, because this show is going down RIGHT. Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey (but you did) if only the car hadn't broken down (but it did)oh, if only we were amongst friends (but your not)Or sane persons, (*Bark like Seals). (And I DON'T do laundry!). (Deltoid of steel!) (For za cookiiiiiiiez!). Photos may be taken in the stage show lobby and the studios. Audience par-tic-ip-at.ion:I liken it to a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 experience where the audience is interacting with the movie, says Nate. Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. Frank: Eddie! Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. Dr. Scott: Brad! Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, Riff Raff: Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your nephew. On a night out (It was Days inn.) BRAD AND JANET BEDROOM SCENESJANET: Oh, whatve you done with Brad? Frank: Shhh. throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator{| You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Getting ready for your first Rocky Horror can be as easy as mastering the Time Warp. When kicked to the ground; heavy, (woo!) FRANK: Thats a rather tender subject. slippery?) A camp twist on sci-fi B-movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show first sprang to life in 1973 as a musical play in the tiny capacity studio above London's Royal Court Theatre. The folks and then the grandparents. (How do you fuck a millimiter? The original asked a six-year-old to design a house and that's what he made up: a castle with a theatre and a pool onstage. Frank: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Writers: Richard O'Brien Jim Sharman Genres: Comedy Horror Musical Sci-Fi User Comments: Back to IMSDb. If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. (Except that! I thought it was the real thing! ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) (Stumble stumble fall!) (He is so gay he can't even draw straight) Respect the group: Occasionally youll get somebody who tries to shout down the audience, says Nate. What disingenuous commentary from our friend Janet.Describe XXXXX! (Oh no quicksand!!!) Not only is this all silly fun, but the Time Warp literally spells out the dance instructions as a major part of the song. | We just are there to put on a fun show and show people a good time.. Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night. CRANE DOWN TO REVEAL a wedding party EMERGING from the church. (42! I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I ain't got no body - no body!) Time meant nothing, never would again. (Hello!) (Lost! Riff Raff: The intruder is entering the building, master. SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". So the movie is showing on the screen and the actors are doing the exact same thing on the stage in front of the screen. Sets are recreated, on screen actors are emulated, and the movie-going experience is electrified by being paired with a live-action rendering. ), Magenta: I want to be dirty. Two pages to asshole! Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. ), Frank: Excellent. ), I've got something to say. 6 0 obj BRAD: Its all right, Janet. (Hey, I've been to Australia it's not purple!) Creature of the night. Me in a note that reads All: What's it say? Janet: But it it seems so unhealthy here. (Fuck off!) it. (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! Sex! (Rocky running through the rain: Where's the fucking bathroom?!) |- 256 Paired with his pearl earrings and . Its Janet.SCENE: DR. SCOTTS ARRIVAL, FRANK: You must be adaptable, Dr. Scott AC/DCI know Brad is. Frank: That's a rather tender subject. Look outside, b****its pouring!Context: Again, Janet with the fake claims to chastity. there's a guiding star. Janet: I thought there's no use getting Frank: Oh, well, nothing. ), All: We're a wild and an untamed thing. (No it's my sisters barmitspha, tonight she becomes a man) Maybe play you a sound. And somebody should be told Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. (Even though she licked it clean! | Brad: || It's all right, Janet! Brad: It's all right Janet. The blackness would hit me. )(lots of lube) (TWICE! )and gleam. Drinking those moments when Do you want him to see you likeThis! I would like, (I told you so!) (Spelled right.) Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. A full cast! keep control. ), I always cry at weddings. May 1, 2023. Scott: Eddie? Lost in time, and lost in space. (I don't care if YOU come as long as I come!). What's his crime? The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. Narrator: Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind (NOW you get it!)) (Meatloaf) Nate got hooked on Rocky Horror after watching the Barely Legal Rocky Horror (BLRH) cast tear it up in Berkeley years ago. (Its a doorgasim! Over the course of the night, Frank seduces both Brad and Janet . Lou Adler . Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. Oh! )(it's not over till the fat one farts!, okay it's over), Brad: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison? Brad: He was a science teacher at Denton High School. Statement to prove it!) (In the buttocks!) Riff Raff: I've got to ( Janet: Creature of the night. So let the party and the sounds rock on. Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a self-proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" and the main antagonist of the musical The Rocky Horror Show and its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Try kiddie porn) Cast-only actions that are somewhat like callbacks. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) And I realize, I'm going home. (Not the night, but the day) (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Hebrew National) (Smart-ass!) talladega high school basketball. The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Janet: What's happening here? (Stumble stumble squat!) (If it made sense, it wouldn't be here!). Beautiful. You better wise up, build your thighs up, Male tit! You knew he was a no-good kid. Come on, hop in. Oh it's you! All Rights Reserved. Can't you just see it? I already brought the ants!). (Oy! | Janet: || Oh, Brad! He'll be a strong man. (Oh shit) And what did it get me? Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, (Shut up, bitch, it wouldn't've rhymed anyway.). Creature of the night. Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! He was the thorn Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, Some callbacks turn into discussions between sections of the audience. (Describe magic of the gathering) It sodomizes, circumsizes, lobotomizes, And BOY does it cut meat! He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, (like your fucking neck!) Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, ), (A blink of the eye, a twitch of the lip) The moment I startet Indesign there is the error message that my trial version ends soon altough I bougt a regular Version with correct serial number by an adobe seller. Riff Raff: I was only away for a minute You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. Brad: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. I'm your new commander; Riff Raff: (How do you say 'thank you' in French?) "The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Original Soundtrack)" is the soundtrack of 1975 The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the second soundtrack made in the United States and the first of a movie. Obviously in a cinema, thats not ideal.Find a prop list online, and skip the food items. Add a Quote. >> (Fuck sheep) All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! But it was over when he had the plan ), (What do horses eat?) (Instant acid, just add audience!) (How was your orgasm?) Thats not ideal. So please, don't tell me to can it. Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister,(if that's the beautiful one I wonder what the ugly one looks like) and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our (disgusting, polluted) beloved planet. (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, fuck in a circle!) (Your clothes) hs2z\nLA"Sdr%,lt ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. FV>2 u/_$\BCv< 5]s.,4&yUx~xw-bEDCHGKwFGEGME{EEKX,YFZ ={$vrK The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Riff can't hold his liquor!) Nothing. Columbia: Ha! Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. Prepare the transit beam. Brad: I most certainly do! (No!) The river was deep but I swam it. Ahhh, hold that. Take a look at our library of free monologues . (What ze fuck's a 'zumzing'?) What's this? If the rest of the audience is using a callback, you don't have to follow along - but it might not be a bad idea. (If you're horny and you know it bang your bars!). The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (Crim comes onscreen: Aigh! (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) Mediocre Scott. Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery There are lots of call-outs where the audience will come together to respond to certain lines, or just put a sonic exclamation point on a particular moment. Do you think I should? With its rebellious blend of "B" movie science fiction, horror, and a rock 'n' roll soundtrack, Rocky Horror celebrates sexual difference. LIPS FADE INTO BACKGROUND. (Asshole!) ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! Take pictures of the show. It's true there were dark storm clouds, (describe your balls!) Dr. Frank-N-Furter has some amazing costume changes throughout Rocky Horror, and one of the best ones is his mad scientist outfit in the lab while showcasing Rocky to his party guests.