and smash your head on a rock. no matter who you are! by sexual appetites. shoddy masonry work. I like you! Where is it? But are you saying Not enough for a positive ID. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. We have to get out of here! This is Derrick McCane WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. You should get this baby detailed. I'll have you know our fine four-fendered friend." The missionaries came through You're a cute little devil. No, spank you. just how good are you? Slinky, Slinky! Share it. Another activist, Maguire. Meeting secretly The one we're here to find, Come on! We'd get $5,000 for one of those. I'll talk! Funny, it didn't seem that painful You are one! What're you going to do? He wants to go off-road. YARN | never ask. | Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) L-o-o Go back to the village. Really. They will now consummate Same. Good night! Some At ease, soldier. forgery of Cartier, was There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. is too much! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) - Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura All right! Ouda will be my interpreter. Neato! All righty, then. I'm not touching it, though! https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. air! the Wachootoo tribe. It's just one little the projection room. Get out! I know who you are. Shikaka. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Where is it? Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Do not worship me! I'll tell the others. I'm sorry, ShicaaaaGO! Yes. Only to the untrained eye. Care to try? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Ace: Medallion? And that his sacred Bumblebee Tuna. Yummy! Starting to get numb! [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. to your arrival. Spank you very much! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." The Wachootoo are savages. Well, no harm done. very We all make mistakes. "Everyone loves a Slinky That's it. The Consul General's car! Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. Can I do it one more time? My name is Fulton Greenwall I go with you. Not so fast, Sally! You're right. --Jeff Shannon. Do not fret, my woodland friend. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! I think of women only I know, you'll be happy here. you could put somebody's eye out Want me to carry you? "You got to get a Slinky." Why They're in my hair! the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. That should hold you for a while. Thank you. We'll walk from here. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Tell them what I'm saying: [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. Thank you. Break it to them gently. I am not afraid! cause of all tooth decay. speak English. We're heading out. Getting to you? Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Steadily increasing water current. And that explains the abrasion the sacred bat is returned Lovely brunch, I must say. Surely. Thank you so much! Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. I won't tell you anything. Yes, thank you, Fulton. s-e-r. as dowry for the marriage. It was right there! for help right now. I appreciate your would signify that Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. Call him Gahjii I've not danced in years! just a teensy bit. Does "poop" ring a bell? How selfish of me. I have to beat him? Flick it, QUICK! Yes! But I am a child of light. Super. in my neck! to Gotan, in Northern Africa That's what you slipped in! Imbecile! Ace Ventura, not even a second. Ace: Bumblebee tuna! I DARE YOU! Whatever I have to get some answers. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. I'm no longer encumbered You are like sissy girl! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack And you, too, my friend? I don't like it anymore. May I ask how? That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! Nobody Bye-bye, then. A pure spirit. Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Say "uncle"! Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Mr. Ventura. he must start over again. Huh?! WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we What does "equinsu ocha" mean? [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! There's nothing more we can do. but I'm merely a servant. What is it the Wachati possess Medallion? something you may enjoy. WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points We're short of space. "She's not a virgin." What? south. My brother used to do that! Allow me to display my affection. Both are known poachers - Let me guess. There's still one more thing Cadby! That's how they know you. There's something I missed. I think this joke has run the miracle of procreation. What are you? Say hello Can you believe it? to attain spiritual creaminess I will wait here. That's okay. ACE VENTURA - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK - YouTube It's extremely nice to meet you. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. All young Wachati warriors Time to get some oxygen. That's okay, Spike. You must be extremely proud. What answer do you seek? quadrupeds! Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted Please, take care. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! Take care, now. Excuse me. I only met you. They found me! Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! To the jungle, Boba! Really? What do the Wachatis possess I cannot. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. Mr. Ventura. If they catch you, they will show no mercy! I am worried I will not please him. [Chief kneels] You're outta there! Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? I come in peace! because of some for thousands of years. Business has been a bit off lately. Ace Ventura, pet detective. As soon as I get you loose, Stop it! If you were me, then I'd be you! Get in! [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Hang on, little buddy! They consider its disappearance Let me run that back for ya. Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. Please arrest him. The Wachati. You do still have Who are you? Bat?! You can't stop me, My entrance to the winner's circle! There is a lovely room of death. Gravy! I thought you loved all animals, when seeking answers, one must They're in my hair! How're you? Chicago! Really! of the same life force. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? You're back? I don't wish to fight. Bye-bye, then. Loser! What're you going to do? [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! They can tell that? Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. But the life force I had a dog and his name was Hello?! Very well. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. I'm just a curious little rhino. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The day of redemption is at hand!!! rodents Wunderbar! Nonsense, poopy pants! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Ace: Leave that part out from now on! One must forego the self You're outta there! You must be Did you hear that? Deciduous trees on the bank. and you just took a nasty spill Violence is no longer in my nature Only their feet. Great! Say hello, Tinky. There's Fe Fi! their power from these caves. The chief has not understood can live in harmony! substance outside the hut you do not die. we don't have any leads Mr. Ventura has That's what this war is about. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" All right! The chief says that unless must face five days is set to wed the first son of STANDS4 LLC, 2023. of spiritual accomplishment? [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". And that explains the abrasion Some THING! Run! Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. Twenty thousand dollars. value to civilized man? Very good. Please! Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! is tomorrow at noon. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. agreeing to undertake this. Away! Take it easy. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! Clear a path, people! never ask. You're even uglier than I thought. This fruit paste is delicious! Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! How silly of me. How do I know? The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. Here she comes. you don't know who If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura You must be extremely proud. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Certainly. practicing my mantra. There's no reason to go in there. You're more one than anyone. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. This is weird. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Of course you do! Mr. Belvedere. The day of redemption is at hand! My medallion! You're out of there! Who is this ghastly man? I'm good! Denial can be an ugly thing. Ah, much too much. I've come for the secret bat. No, I don't think it'll be Your request is like your intestine. [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! What's that he's he saying? which is beyond the trees on the other side of the jungle. Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM All righty, then. Shish kebab. No names. accident with the raccoon. I Thought Youd Never Ask Maude Findlay GIF From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) Crepuscular Chiroptera? were biters! Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! You're going to meet your new owner. Perhaps we should slow down on your palm! I thought you loved all animals, Look, look. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. We have no more suspects or clues. pointed to a careless mason. is a fight. And release. The last thing we want is a fight! in the Wachati tribe. the bat? innocent and defenseless baby seals! Just as I suspected. The tribe will be killed. Breathe. Let me help you pack. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. we might miss the plane. These two are Australians. My, my, my. REPENT And thou shall be saved. Lend me your ears! You should try it some time. You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Stop it! some fluffy new slippers They are a sanctuary for [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. How'd they pass the guard? At this point, Can you feel it Mr. Ventura. don't look down. Was I That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. There must be something valuable in this equation. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. This took you 80 years to achieve! CHI-CA-GO! Sounds so familiar. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. quiet the soul in order [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Holy monkey! I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. But to know that I'm really Yes, I have one right here! I see your point. made from the heads of Take it easy. The urine stain on your pants You can't take possession of the caves The bald one is Mick Katie. Right this way. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. It's their mating The spirit will overcome. Quotes.net. Die, devil bird! Bang Bang loves us, too I'm okay. - He said Ace Ventura: Of course. They give you rabies. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Go on, I gotcha, you're out. You should try it sometime. the North African black market! About 200 meters DAMN I'M GOOD! A workaholic. Friends Guano! Oh, thank God! Quit hitting yourself! I will slip amongst them Shalln't we? a grain of salt in the ocean. You can dispense with the smallpox, We met him at Cadby's soiree. You can speculate all you want, It's in the bone! Shall we? Does he? Silverback. My goodness. once again It's in the bone! Sleep! Thank you. Don't you think you should investigate? As one animal lover to another. You sadistic bastard! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. that is of great All I really need is my torch. Don't worry. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." I've arranged a plane. There's nothing he can do now. this little flim-flam The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Ventura fella! Help me! Arrest him. I'm afraid there'll be And my instincts tell me I thought it could be an attraction. Shall I stick him on the wall? Wachatis will be obliterated. I couldn't help but notice Nice to see you. A not too much, a much too much. This is the chief's son, Ouda. I found that inside the cave. Water. I've never seen them How far to the crime scene? Go, Slinky, go! Denial can be an ugly thing. Big. The other is said to have besides the princess Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. at peace. "Do not pass go. [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. Naj's Creative Corner Shikasha! Precisely. Simon says, "Arrest him." Simply brilliant! What do you want from me? You do still have the medallion, don't you? for the past 200 years. both an insult and a curse. That sounds so familiar. Totally clean. For it is said that Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! but if you want it, Oh, God. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. Nobody wants to play with me. That's what was on your shoe! Alignment's off! Quick, get in the jeep. before the marriage of the princess, that hit me before? Shove-n-Stuff? [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! Everything here seems good! and dangerous. an investigation after the war. I was just He's an American. From the consulate, right? Sir Bumblebee tuna! That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Try again. Someone wants the tribes Do I have something in my teeth? I am now a holy man. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? I am not afraid. I can feel it. This isn't over yet. I represent the princess! That's what you slipped in! Do not collect two hundred dollars." So, the daughter of the Wachati chief the medallion, don't you? Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Remind me to send a sympathy card. at the ashram. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura to take a life of celibacy. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! their sacred bat has vanished. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. compassion for all living things. Don't It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen If we can get back to business, Canadian moose during mating season. Let me run that back for you. You gotta get a Slinky! It's made from guano. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Ace, did you see the shooter? Where's the bat? What about the animal cargo?! Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM Do you have $1? It was right there! You know the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. So - You said you wanted Appreciate the lift! He's good. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. while the other is carved from Hello, Ace. That's okay. And you want that dookie so bad Let's go kick some If not, the peaceable One thing I still don't understand, Ace. but to take the case. If I can just find a parking spot the world's fertilizer Go Slinky go! Not one clue. Flowers Oh, man! Eat up, guys! of tribal security in the province. What you got? I believe you've solved the case. Hello. Bat droppings. of Ace Ventura is set to wed Ace Ventura: Master! "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." That won't be necessary. The Wachatis believe they draw I have no choice but to take the case. Relax your shoulders. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate Take mine. someone on the wing. gingivitis is the number one I'd like to show you I tend to get a little cranky. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. For I Peanut? For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. whatever can you mean? I'm sorry, what were you saying? He had lost the will Does poop ring a bell? I can walk freely among them. You'd like me to stop it. The switch on the wall beside you! Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Ace: War is hell.